I keep getting calls from some bullshit pharmacy. Today, I decided to just waste their time. I got prices, asked questions, and placed an order for almost $1000 worth of Xanax, Valium, Cialis, and Lorazepam. This went on for 10 minutes. I tell him I'm ready to place my order, and he asks me for my info. I come up with:
Michael Krishna
905 H St.
Washington, DC 20002
95 years old, 6'8", 285 lbs
I give him a credit card number: 1234. "uh huh." 5678. "got it." 9000. "last 4?" 1234. "Expiration date?" 11/12. "cvv?" 123.
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"Sir, do you really want medication?"
"Nope, but since you refuse to stop calling me, I figured I'd at least waste your time. That was 10 minutes you could have spent harassing other people."
Then he tells me that he can call me any time any day, and he loved his job because he could call assholes like me. I told him I had a great time and looked forward to helping him not sell meds.
Victory!
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